Dark Passage:
Exercises in Forensic Archaeology


A dangerous and entirely unscientific application of archaeological principles to inspect evidence of previous human habitations and demises, preferably involving an amateurish and histrionic analysis of human relics, case and site assessments based on children’s diagrams of parlor games, and palindromic investigations of imaginary crime scenes. Equipped with expert witnessing skills and third-grade chemistry sets, we are always ready to take the stand.

 

Excavation Sites

Class I / Serenity:
Suitable for Autumn Picnics, Circle Croquet and Strawberry Socials.
Class II / Storm Warning:
Suitable for Japanese Crab Races, Living Alphabets and Harlequin Wrestles.

Factory Pennsylvania
Gary Union Station
Gary, IN
Abandoned Science Institute
New York
Carrie Furnaces
Pennsylvania

Class III / Dereliction Rumble:
Suitable for Parlor Snowstorms and the Hangman.

 

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